PLEASE FOR THE LOVE - GET THIS MARY KAY OUT OF MY HALL CLOSET!
This was the worst idea in the history of impulse.
I really cant even tell you how it happened...
OK I lied. I can tell you exactly how it happened...
Those mean bitches tempt you with purses. PURSES I SAY!!
And stuff!! STUFF!!! Things to play with!
Do you know who I am? Do you know that I have a different purse, like, every month... THAT IS BAD.And then apparently I woke up one day and was like "I think I want to sell Mary Kay Cosmetics, it'll be great."
PSH! Great my ass. They purposely target women with full-time jobs and zero motivation for after hours activities.
So...What did Amanda learn from this?
Dont let mean makeup ladies talk you into spending $3,000 dollars on product that just takes up space in the beloved hall closet.
But for reals... its great stuff and I am selling it ALL!!
I WILL GIVE YOU 40% OFF TO GET THIS STUFF OUTTA HERE!
I DONT CARE IF YOU LIVE IN EGYPT I WILL SHIP YOU SOME MOISTURIZER AND FACE WASH! HEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!
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...and remember that you should ALWAYS run an idea by your Dad. He's not a TOTAL idiot. And if he tells you "NO!" with no reason why, there is USUALLY a good reason but you wouldn't listen to it anyway...just TRUST me! (remember that Trust Blog?) I'm telling you NO for your own good!
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