Internet Dating, Take Two

You'd think I would have learned some kind of lesson, right?
To those who thought the answer 'Yes' to themselves... we are fighting. You should know me better than that.

In my little brain, I think to myself... what harm could come from logging on to an LDS website to see if I can find a nice young man on there. Maybe I could use a little spirituality in my life in the form of a (GULP) returned missionary. I KNOW! I KNOW! JEEZ. Let me finish...
I am being oh-so careful in choosing my words (as careful as Amanda gets), and I don't want to get in any arguments and start throwing punches, and I certainly don't want to get into a religious discussion and offend anyone too terribly...

I have been very blessed in my life, and I am thankful for my mom and dad and brothers and sisters - But it's just not for me. Right now. The door isn't closed ALL the way. Someones pinkie got slammed - so I got that going for me. I figure - I have no problem with the values and spiritualityness that were bestowed upon me whilst being raised in 'THE CHURCH'...Why not look for a man with the same.
So I did.
And it sucked.
AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

2 days. It took 2 days for someone to judge me. JUUUDGE ME. Verbally. ON THE INTERNET. DO YOU HEAR ME!?
If I wanted to be judged and have someone point out my HUMAN SINS and shake their finger at me, I would make damn sure I was at church on a regular basis. That RIGHT THERE is what made things so enjoyable the first time around. I'm starting to think that it is protocol to try and make people feel bad about themselves.
Correct me if I'm wrong but a long, long time ago - didn't a certain someone named Jesus die for every ones sins? SINS!! SINS SINS SINS SINS!!!!! EVERYONE SINS! Judging people is a sin!

Writing in CAPS should be as well. I apologize. 'The Angry' took over for minute there.

This is about how it went:
Talking to a divorced father of 1...

Boy: Have you ever been married? Do you have kids?

Me: Never married. No kids that I am aware of. Not yet anyways - I would love to be a mom someday though.

Boy: Making them is the fun part.
(notice boy's pervert comment)

Me: That is true - Practice makes perfect.

Boy: You know about that? You've done that?

Me: Huh? What. Done what, had sex? Yes.

Boy: Shame on you!

***Mr. Rudey-pants* is now logged off***

*Names have been changed for protection.

"THAT"? You mean SEX?

Oh and P.S. I LOVE how HE initiated it. DID YOU SEE THAT?

Yes indeed, boys and girls. Shame on me.

Lesson learned. I'll never do that again.

No, not "THAT"! ...THAT...