Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Note to Self: Shave Balls

I just LOVE it when I run into this kind of stuff.
Thank GOD for Gillette because without this kind of genius advertising, I might never know how to properly shave my junk. If I had junk, I mean.
They're so sexist though, What if I needed tips on how to properly shave MY lady parts.
It's just not fair. Dudes get all the fun stuff.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

RE: Popcorn

It has now been brought to my attention that the previous post about 'Popcorn and Cell Phones' is fake.

I have two comments...

(1) I don't have a strong enough word for (HATE), when I say that I HATE IT when people burst my bubble or prove me wrong. It's right up there with people not using a blinker right before slamming on their brakes, and someone talking to someone else in the background while I'm on the phone with them.

(2) This Internet thing may have been around a while - but I haven't exactly spent a mass amount of time sorting through stupid emails all day and then trying to figure out if they are in fact real or not.

With that being said, I don't really care if its real or not. I'd rather continue thinking that cell phone usage will one day fry my brain.

Stupid Snopes.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

.:.:.pOpCoRn.:.:.

All I have to say is: HOLY SHIT.



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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Bittersweet and Busy Day!

Today is my 2-year anniversary at work, and its pretty cool to think that they put up with me for that long! Its been a great company to work for!

It has also been two years since we suddenly and unexpectedly lost my Gramma Joyce.
I cant help but getting choked up thinking about her, and I rejoice in the thought that she is in a much better place. But I terribly miss her.

My cousin, Nicki, recently had a darling baby girl, and she made a comment about how lucky little Zoey was that she got to bunk with Gramma before she came to this earth.

I just hope Gramma is up there preparing my pseudo-children for me! I'd like to think she is singing them the same lullaby songs as she did with me, telling them stories, preparing them to be strong spirits and teaching them how to play Cribbage - because I never had the patience for it.

ALSO, today is my brother Cameron's High School Graduation!! I am so proud of him! Although he has been out of school since January, and working hard full-time - almost making more money that I do... I'm glad he got to graduate early like I did! I LOVE YOU BRUDDER!